YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!

You've always wanted to be a real cool Rocker but just couldn't afford a motorbike, a moustache or some muscles?

STOP LOOKING FOR ANYTHING ELSE, because here it is, the solution to all your problems: This lovely Black Raven patch!

High quality embroidered patch with headbonding glue surface on the backside for ironing, so you don't even need to know how to turn on an iron or to build up this mysterious ironing board (IN CASE YOU DON'T HAVE A WIFE, OF COURSE)!

Sorry to say, but if you do not think about buying this one, it's time to change your life. Loser.